doctorwhothefuckisthis:

supernaturalwholock:

the-perks-of-being-superwholock:

i was in my room and someone knocked on the door so i screamed “WHAT” very viciously because i was watching spn and this very handsome guy walks in with a vacuum and hes like “im ur cleaning lady im here to clean OOH IS THAT SUPERNATURAL" and he just drops the vacuum and sits on my bed and now we’re watching spn together what do i do

let him watch 

He called himself your cleaning lady

Keep him

(Source: crumpte, via pizza)

inbox:

inbox:

what if you ate a really long string and waited for your body to digest it and then it went all the way through your body and ended up out of your butt while the other end was still in your mouth

it would be like flossing your entire body

i dont have mental issues I’m just a creative soul

(via pizza)